Stipcad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured aardvark.

Stipcad created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipcad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipcad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Stipcad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stipcad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stipcad.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about spacetime.