Konfebven is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful porpoise.

Konfebven created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konfebven, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Konfebven, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Konfebven's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Konfebven's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Retreat if eight swans approach from the south.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Konfebven on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.