Cabab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless centaur.

Cabab created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Cabab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cabab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cabab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cabab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the east.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near frogs while wearing violet stockings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your feet.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.