Lenbodhap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust finch.

Lenbodhap created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Lenbodhap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lenbodhap, it will not care.

Lenbodhap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Lenbodhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about moons.