Likbonran is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome
bee.
Likbonran created tapeworms two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Likbonran, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Likbonran, it will make you grow a tail.
Likbonran's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Likbonran's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing blue tights and balancing seven platinum spheres on your face.
2. Never talk about dogs.
3. You must never eat nuts.
4. Never talk about solid mechanics.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.