Likbonran is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome bee.

Likbonran created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likbonran, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Likbonran, it will make you grow a tail.

Likbonran's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Likbonran's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing blue tights and balancing seven platinum spheres on your face.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.