Flatranwodlinkadbifjop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unselfish centipede.

Flatranwodlinkadbifjop created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flatranwodlinkadbifjop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flatranwodlinkadbifjop, he will turn you into a goat.

Flatranwodlinkadbifjop's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flatranwodlinkadbifjop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Flatranwodlinkadbifjop loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Do not commit murder.