Jipflap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident alligator.

Jipflap created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipflap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jipflap, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jipflap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jipflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.