Stragtonknelldud Hudcipzen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fussy mongoose.

Stragtonknelldud Hudcipzen created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragtonknelldud Hudcipzen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stragtonknelldud Hudcipzen, he will be very sad.

Stragtonknelldud Hudcipzen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Stragtonknelldud Hudcipzen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Stragtonknelldud Hudcipzen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Put Stragtonknelldud Hudcipzen first in all things.