Arttadzed is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, smart squid.

Arttadzed created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Arttadzed, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arttadzed, it will destroy your favourite star.

Arttadzed's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Arttadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Never wear turquoise trousers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Arttadzed must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never bounce in the presence of birds.