Jadfigbodvaddanfet is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic tapir.

Jadfigbodvaddanfet created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadfigbodvaddanfet, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jadfigbodvaddanfet, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jadfigbodvaddanfet's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Jadfigbodvaddanfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never feed nuts to nematodes while wearing violet corsets.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Jadfigbodvaddanfet loves swans, so they must be respected.