Doblunmut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful hyena.

Doblunmut created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doblunmut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Doblunmut, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Doblunmut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Doblunmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown foxes for they are unholy.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.