Veencemget is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, emotional deer.

Veencemget created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencemget, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Veencemget, it will turn you into a dog.

Veencemget's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Veencemget's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never hop near whales.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.