Zendap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful hummingbird.

Zendap created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zendap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zendap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zendap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zendap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to geese while wearing skirts.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zendap on top of all buildings.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.