Bemxinbudtifwabkanduss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable butterfly.

Bemxinbudtifwabkanduss created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemxinbudtifwabkanduss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bemxinbudtifwabkanduss, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Bemxinbudtifwabkanduss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bemxinbudtifwabkanduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near bats while wearing orange rings.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not keep four sheep in a large pit.

5. Pray towards the north.