Podhadaf is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, proud dugong.

Podhadaf created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podhadaf, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Podhadaf, she will be very unhappy.

Podhadaf's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Podhadaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Podhadaf on top of all buildings.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Put Podhadaf first in all things.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Podhadaf in the centre of the settlement.