Veennullflatranponmigbamyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless centaur.

Veennullflatranponmigbamyarp created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veennullflatranponmigbamyarp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veennullflatranponmigbamyarp, it will think nothing of it.

Veennullflatranponmigbamyarp's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Veennullflatranponmigbamyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four snails approach from the west.

2. Worship no other gods but Veennullflatranponmigbamyarp.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.