Stanmigfabdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ruthless beaver.

Stanmigfabdoss created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanmigfabdoss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stanmigfabdoss, it will turn you into a hamster.

Stanmigfabdoss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stanmigfabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest pink.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Stanmigfabdoss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.