Dodveendon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited badger.

Dodveendon created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodveendon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dodveendon, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dodveendon's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dodveendon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Worship no other gods but Dodveendon.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never feed lentils to swans while wearing scarves.