Rakripnur is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced alligator.

Rakripnur created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakripnur, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rakripnur, he will be very unhappy.

Rakripnur's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rakripnur's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not hurt otters.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakripnur.