Lidhuggil is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, compassionate goblin.

Lidhuggil created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidhuggil, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lidhuggil, it will turn you into a duck.

Lidhuggil's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Lidhuggil's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near manatees.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.