Panyikfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic dugong.

Panyikfly created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panyikfly, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Panyikfly, it will turn you into a rock.

Panyikfly's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Panyikfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Panyikfly must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear purple ear rings.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Never mention dogs.