Mabfothud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane warg.

Mabfothud created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfothud, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mabfothud, he will curse you with boils.

Mabfothud's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mabfothud's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mabfothud nine times a day.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never feed melons to porpoises while wearing violet scarves.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.