Tadtignurt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, passionate bee.

Tadtignurt created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadtignurt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tadtignurt, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Tadtignurt's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tadtignurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never run near mice.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.