Narjamgof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, weak dragon.

Narjamgof created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Narjamgof, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narjamgof, she will turn you into a slug.

Narjamgof's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Narjamgof's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narjamgof.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.