Butdapbellmis is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking giraffe.

Butdapbellmis created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butdapbellmis, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Butdapbellmis, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Butdapbellmis' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Butdapbellmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. You must pray to Butdapbellmis seven times a day.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.