Tennurtbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent frog.

Tennurtbiss created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tennurtbiss, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tennurtbiss, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tennurtbiss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tennurtbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tennurtbiss' priests.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always take life seriously.
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