Quagbepvan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil finch.

Quagbepvan created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagbepvan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quagbepvan, she will curse you with boils.

Quagbepvan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quagbepvan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from indigo dogs for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.