Sandvedbell is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, awesome
owl.
Sandvedbell created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandvedbell, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Sandvedbell, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Sandvedbell's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Sandvedbell's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick snails.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Run away from black dogs, for they are unholy.
5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.