Bestjannighancannibgublat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional ant.

Bestjannighancannibgublat created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestjannighancannibgublat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bestjannighancannibgublat, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bestjannighancannibgublat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bestjannighancannibgublat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.