Tigwikwod is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable
naga.
Tigwikwod created light six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tigwikwod, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Tigwikwod, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Tigwikwod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Tigwikwod's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in white rooms.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near mice while wearing black jumpers and balancing seven platinum spheres on your feet.
4. Do not eat figs.
5. Never sing in holy places.