Bumcibten is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, amazing cow.

Bumcibten created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bumcibten, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bumcibten, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bumcibten's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bumcibten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumcibten.

5. Never talk about dark matter near moths while wearing yellow shirts and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your neck.