Cenbamdavranjen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cenbamdavranjen created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenbamdavranjen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cenbamdavranjen, he will turn you into a mole.

Cenbamdavranjen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cenbamdavranjen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cenbamdavranjen.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.