Mumhadhud Zakyokvedhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful swallow.

Mumhadhud Zakyokvedhiv created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhadhud Zakyokvedhiv, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mumhadhud Zakyokvedhiv, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mumhadhud Zakyokvedhiv's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mumhadhud Zakyokvedhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Always wear violet.
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