Ligkik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying snail.

Ligkik created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligkik, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligkik, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ligkik's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ligkik's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ligkik.

2. Always help swans.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not hop in public.