Gepcepsit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful gorilla.

Gepcepsit created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepcepsit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gepcepsit, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gepcepsit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gepcepsit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Hide from violet foxes for they are unholy.

5. Always help pigs in need.