Tailxemaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, passionate beaver.

Tailxemaf created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailxemaf, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tailxemaf, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tailxemaf's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tailxemaf's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. Tailxemaf loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.