Cebnarpang is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing badger.

Cebnarpang created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebnarpang, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cebnarpang, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cebnarpang's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cebnarpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never laugh near goats.