Tabgatlap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful lion.

Tabgatlap created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabgatlap, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tabgatlap, she will be very sad.

Tabgatlap's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tabgatlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Tabgatlap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. You must never eat lentils.