Yarlatrat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, loving dove.

Yarlatrat created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlatrat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yarlatrat, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yarlatrat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yarlatrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.