Nibbiftom is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent porpoise.

Nibbiftom created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbiftom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nibbiftom, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nibbiftom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nibbiftom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Nibbiftom in the centre of the settlement.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nibbiftom.

4. Never hop in the presence of badgers.

5. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the south.