Bessweeyik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain hippopotamus.

Bessweeyik created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessweeyik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bessweeyik, it will turn you into a frog.

Bessweeyik's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bessweeyik's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.