Hinjarnwit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise eagle.

Hinjarnwit created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinjarnwit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hinjarnwit, he will strike you with lightening.

Hinjarnwit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hinjarnwit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four dolphins approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Never feed grapes to tapirs while wearing rings.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.