Rawlargwap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable faun.

Rawlargwap created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawlargwap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rawlargwap, it will make you grow a tail.

Rawlargwap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rawlargwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear rings.