Gilnancib is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, calm sheep.

Gilnancib created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gilnancib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilnancib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gilnancib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gilnancib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three rats approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must never eat aubergines.