Higlidquart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever bee.

Higlidquart created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Higlidquart, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Higlidquart, it will come to you in dreams.

Higlidquart's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Higlidquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.