Babzigyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, blissful turtle.

Babzigyatt created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babzigyatt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Babzigyatt, he will try to impress you with trees.

Babzigyatt's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Babzigyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Babzigyatt loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.