Nanbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent yak.

Nanbeg created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Nanbeg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nanbeg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nanbeg's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nanbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Put Nanbeg first in all things.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Never paint your hands green.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.