Nakbell is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud hare.

Nakbell created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbell, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nakbell, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nakbell's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nakbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help swans.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.