Citjigyat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, pitiless chicken.

Citjigyat created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citjigyat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Citjigyat, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Citjigyat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Citjigyat's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.