Midbimnel Flownadlag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, amazing wyrm.

Midbimnel Flownadlag created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midbimnel Flownadlag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Midbimnel Flownadlag, she will cry a lot.

Midbimnel Flownadlag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Midbimnel Flownadlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not cook food in pots.